Heres a 10 question, 13 point quiz for all those "immortals" who can read the minds of us "foolish mortals" and claim to own the world and that mankind should kiss ur asses. These questions should be easy to answer if u got the special powers u say u do. I dont know who all these "immortal" folks are but i know of darkshadow and if he comes across this post and refuses the quiz, ill automatically fail him. None of these questions have any possible logical way to answer since none of u know me in person. Im tryin to be fair here by allowin u a chance to show what u got, so here it is:

1) Whats my real name? (just need to get the first formal name, a correct shorter name if i prefer to be called by one like nick from nicholas and DJ for David John and a full name are extra points)
2) What state do i live in?
3) What town or city do i live in? (if in a metro area, the main city name will count even if i live in a suburb, extra points for the right suburb)
4) Do i go to elementary, middle, hi skule, or college?
5) What grade am i?
6) How old am i?
7) Whats my favorite band?
What do i look like? (I dunno why theres a smiley every time i try to type the number eight, but thats what its supposed to be)
9) Do i smoke? If so, cigarettes or marijuana? (2 points)
10) Do i play an instrument? If so, what one? (2 points)

Remember, this wuz outta 13 points. To pass u have to get at least 9 points, so if u really got good powers, u should get extra points and get over 100%. If u pass (which i doubt) then ill post a "bow down to" list to put ur username on, if u get 100% or more ull be on the same post as those who pass but in the "bow way down to" part. If u fail, then ill post a "laugh at these folks" list, where dorkshadow will probably be on top of. If u dont claim to be an immortal, u can still take it, just let me know, and i wont put u on the laughing list if u get less than 9 points.

Dude seriously dont bother even considering DS to be a character of truth...

He may believe what he says to be the truth, but thats just because he mixes it with fantasy and it venerates him to a "super hero" level...

Poor DS, when will you start listening to my words eh?

DO NOT FUCKING ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE PULLED IN ALL DIRECTIONS!

idiot...

Gopher, its obvious you are still a teenager. Go to aol, you wont be happy here

[quote:9292f41da4="Ak Khael"]Dude seriously dont bother even considering DS to be a character of truth...

He may believe what he says to be the truth, but thats just because he mixes it with fantasy and it venerates him to a "super hero" level...

Poor DS, when will you start listening to my words eh?

DO NOT FUCKING ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE PULLED IN ALL DIRECTIONS!

idiot...[/quote:9292f41da4]

Remember who has the power to enter your mind and paralyse you with total fear and submission! I can make you have a hellish nightmare while you sleep tonight!! :evil:

[quote:82589aa423="Darkshadow"]Remember who has the power to enter your mind and paralyse you with total fear and submission! I can make you have a hellish nightmare while you sleep tonight!! :evil:[/quote:82589aa423]

Do you hear the laughter greeting this comment, Charles?  Not one of us fears you, [i:82589aa423]especially[/i:82589aa423] not over your proclaimed power of entering our minds.

[quote:8f384d2309="Darkshadow"]Remember who has the power to enter your mind and paralyse you with total fear and submission! I can make you have a hellish nightmare while you sleep tonight!! :evil:[/quote:8f384d2309]

same old, same old

Darkshadow automatically fails the quiz cuz he refused to take it and decide to brag about what he doesnt got. I like coming to this site cuz darkshadow makes me laugh after another boring 7 hours. Ill be laughing tomorrow morning when i wake up after i remember how i was supposed to have a hellish nightmare but didnt. Darkshadow, do urself a favor and go find ur penis that u lost at walmart, if ur even able to see something so small. Better small than none though, and if u get it  back u might not be so dilusional and power hungry

[quote:215511f894="Darkshadow"]Remember who has the power to enter your mind and paralyse you with total fear and submission! I can make you have a hellish nightmare while you sleep tonight!! :evil:[/quote:215511f894]

That statement proves to me you know nothing of the truth that is usefull for you or anyoneelse...

All you know is fodder, crap.. useless bullshit...

We have enough of that shit on the media, we dont need you... and as such the world doesnt need you...

Be gone idiot...

I have demolished your pride along with the other dip shits. So now i will concentrate on my prophecy and i "WILL" return as soon as i get something new. I am blocking off all negativity from the haters. And i will make my grand revelation in due time.

[quote:70c5885680="Nig"]Gopher, its obvious you are still a teenager. Go to aol, you wont be happy here[/quote:70c5885680]

Hey charles, even a mortal here figured out something about me u didnt, and it was an obvious one to. You cant even figure out something obvious? That couldve got u one point, better than the zero i gave you. Anyway, i just happened to stumble on this forum when lookin at online ouija boards for the hell of it. I came here to ask a stupid question about the stupid ouija board here and then i found this darkshadow dude claiming hes "The Superior" to mankind. Like i said, i getta good laugh from this cult freak, though its not comedy but funny in a sad way. If theres anything ds should understand about reality, its that he should be bowing down to all of us who can kick his "invincible" ass without much effort. I bet he already has been beaten up before by people who lost their pitty for him. Does anyone know when his fantasies got the best of him or when he even started thinking of them? When did charles become "darkshadow"?

He thinks he's possessed by a demon.  The demon is Darkshadow.

[quote:99690a46c1="Darkshadow"]I have demolished your pride along with the other dip shits. So now i will concentrate on my prophecy and i "WILL" return as soon as i get something new. I am blocking off all negativity from the haters. And i will make my grand revelation in due time.[/quote:99690a46c1]

....this  immortal  sack of useless recycled SHIT   HAS NEVER ANSWERED ANY QUESTIONS FROM ANYONE THAT HAS EVER ASKED THEM!!!

HE cannot  comprehend the reality  of the matter....

You truly are a  sad, sad story.....
Chazz-   you really are pathetic...

NO PLEASE, not the nightmares again  please!!?@  (laughing hysterically)

"BOW DOWN"  Okay,   black person, now you be quotin  ICE CUBE!!!

Please tell us why you are so stupid....

Guess what? I had no nightmare! Why am i exclaiming that? I dunno, thats not really something to be excited about, i guess thats just an in ur face to ds. If i had a nighmare id remember it right now. All i remember was dreaming that i told my schools bitch ass librarian to shut the fuck up when she was yelling loudly at someone who was caught wispering and she sent me to the office and i got suspended then i woke up, not in a cold sweat, but laughing like i said i would, but with a little regret that i never told that damn librarian to stop her damn bitching for real when i had the chance before. See charles, u threaten me but has anything happened? If anythings supernatural about u, its some fucked up abnormal mental disorder that leading psychologist and scientists around the world seldom know about and call it supernatrual till they understand it more. Maybe u should just turn urself in to one of their institutions or labs for study, youll be better off surrounded by those walls which you could only imagine escaping from, especially for a case like you who would have extra security

[quote:a47c1d1cff="Darkshadow"]I have demolished your [b:a47c1d1cff]pride[/b:a47c1d1cff] along with the other dip shits. So now i will concentrate on my prophecy and i "WILL" return as soon as i get [b:a47c1d1cff]something new[/b:a47c1d1cff]. I am blocking off all negativity from the haters. And i will make my grand revelation in due time.[/quote:a47c1d1cff]

Whos pride exactly have you demolished, except your own?
You mean when the next horror movie comes out?

due time = buying yourself time aren't ya?
^ definetly your favourite word...

[quote:3a9cf66f6e="Gopher"]Guess what? I had no nightmare! Why am i exclaiming that? I dunno, thats not really something to be excited about, i guess thats just an in ur face to ds. If i had a nighmare id remember it right now. All i remember was dreaming that i told my schools bitch ass librarian to shut the fuck up when she was yelling loudly at someone who was caught wispering and she sent me to the office and i got suspended then i woke up, not in a cold sweat, but laughing like i said i would, but with a little regret that i never told that damn librarian to stop her damn bitching for real when i had the chance before. See charles, u threaten me but has anything happened? If anythings supernatural about u, its some fucked up abnormal mental disorder that leading psychologist and scientists around the world seldom know about and call it supernatrual till they understand it more. Maybe u should just turn urself in to one of their institutions or labs for study, youll be better off surrounded by those walls which you could only imagine escaping from, especially for a case like you who would have extra security[/quote:3a9cf66f6e]

Mortal man. When i shock your soul with a nightmare it will be at a time when you knoweth not.................................