[size=18:eebed9aadf][color=violet:eebed9aadf]Is Darkshadow dead? in Prison? Scared to return? It's odd here without him, i bet whatever it is he is doing its not very pleasant.  I sort of miss the old rants, but then, with all the new laws in effect, did the popo's bust his ass?[/color:eebed9aadf][/size:eebed9aadf]

lol
Nah, I think that he is plotting something....something horrible.... something dispicable....something unbelievebly stupid to post  :roll:

But yeah...the boards a bit dead without him

True. SO true. Although I have just joined, I have read the board for a while(dunno why I didnt join) and it is kind of dead around here without the 'FEAR ME!!!!!!!'s and the 'SILLY MORTALS!!!!!!!!!!'s and the 'GRRRRRR :twisted:  :twisted: 's =) But altogether, the board is okay without him too.

[color=green:f832c0f1c7]I predict mental break down, or taken to the boooze[/color:f832c0f1c7]

Yea mental breakdown sounds about right
He must of realised that he was living a demented life... tisk tisk

I wonder if azrael killed darkshadow. But azrael dissapeared before he did so i assume darkshadow destroyed him once and for all. I long to be with you darkshadow! I will try to get his phone number and call him on the phone and get to know him better.

HAR HAR this vewry stooopid Girl, must be Darkshadows Momma! HAR HAR

[quote:8f51930bc1="syd_sanchez"][color=green:8f51930bc1]I predict mental break down, or taken to the boooze[/color:8f51930bc1][/quote:8f51930bc1]

[img:8f51930bc1]http://www.scottishfield.co.uk/cp/1/LGpic051-wine-bottles.jpg[/img:8f51930bc1]

In the cold box now!  :arrow:  :lol:

definetly DarkShadow...

[b:5395e86bc9][color=violet:5395e86bc9]Yipeeee[/color:5395e86bc9][/b:5395e86bc9]!  

This ain't darkshadow.

:arrow:  :lol:

I think i had too many budweisers LOL :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

hey yeah, where is
king turd of shit mountain?!

[quote:3057523807="ELVIRA"]I wonder if azrael killed darkshadow. But azrael dissapeared before he did so i assume darkshadow destroyed him once and for all. I long to be with you darkshadow! I will try to get his phone number and call him on the phone and get to know him better.[/quote:3057523807]

If your looking at it that way then:
Azrael dissapered first cause he went looking for DipShit, and he found him, oh, I mean you

I wonder what darkshadow is up to? What is he planning? He is so mysterious...................

Shannon is also gone. Do we need to post their pictures on the back of milk cartons? LOL :lol:  I think azrael did something to bad to darkshadow. Something is out of character here.

DipShit is out of character......

LOL :lol:

[quote:41a93766d7="ELVIRA"]  I wonder what darkshadow is up to? What is he planning? He is so mysterious...................[/quote:41a93766d7]

riiiiight............. :?

[quote:619721a691="Bloody Mary"][size=18:619721a691][color=violet:619721a691]
Is Darkshadow dead?  
in Prison?
Scared to return?
It's odd here without him,
i bet whatever it is he is doing its not very pleasant.
I sort of miss the old rants,
but then, with all the new laws in effect, did the popo's bust his ass?[/color:619721a691][/size:619721a691][/quote:619721a691]

my thoughts on it:

1. hopefully
2. maybe?
3. probably
4. not really......
5. if it involves children.....
6. not I
7. a probability

whoops i forgot to log in :?
so is there anything remotely interesting going on?

[quote:faf138b251="ELVIRA"]LOL :lol:[/quote:faf138b251]

You do realise I'm talking about...ah, nevermind

Is he here?

BOW DOWN!!!!!!!! :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

[color=green:555f3b445a][b:555f3b445a]I bow to no man, You Bow down![/b:555f3b445a][/color:555f3b445a]     

Darkshadow we miss you so much! Come back please! :cry:

:roll:  rrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhtttttttt :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[quote:1e2fe26992="ELVIRA"]Darkshadow we miss you so much! Come back please! :cry:[/quote:1e2fe26992]

you are kidding right?  :?
i think YOU miss numnuts not we!  :roll:

Don't be hating because he has more skills then you do! LOL

[color=green:47506e240e]Skills?[/color:47506e240e] :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:




:lol:

[quote:8a130dcffb="ELVIRA"]Don't be hating because he has more skills then you do! LOL[/quote:8a130dcffb]


HEY whats  up    EL-NIGERA?

I thought I turned you into a snicker's bar??
WTF?

Michael  J.  Fox has more skills   hoola-hooping, shaking like a friggin leaf than YOU  tryin to become the half-breed tricked out negrodamus  NEPHILM wack-tastic  3-muska-negros dark ass  hershey splitstain hemophrodite wanna be  !!!!

BIATCH!
(what up  LINK?)



Hey Bloody MARY    go change your  tampon and  STFU!

PAPA's got a brand new bag

I thought darkshadow worked you and buried you in the ground six feet under. WTF is this? How the fuck did you come back? Where is darkshadow?

[quote:cab3213a8a="ELVIRA"]I thought darkshadow worked you and buried you in the ground six feet under. WTF is this? How the fuck did you come back? Where is darkshadow?[/quote:cab3213a8a]

Please allow me to clue you in and  

INTRODUCE you to this thing EVERYONE ELSE calls  REALITY

In "REALITY"

DS  has no power
I LIVE and cannot be touched by that sex offending piece of shit....

and  in REALITY YOU need to wake the fuck up and kindly stop watching  the BLAIR Witch  Movies because they are really fucking with your perception!

[img:568af7e00c]http://www.lincolnshirecam.co.uk/photogallery/bats.jpg[/img:568af7e00c]


Tonight i will enter your mind as you sleep once again azrael to torture you with hellish nightmares on end! I will paralyse your body with extreme fear! You will be suffocated with darkness and tossed into the bottomless pit! And anyone else that wants me to met out the punishment on them bring it on! I own this earth and i will swallow unlimited numbers of mortals at the same time! Fear me!  Mary i have not forsaken you. I am here for you always my dear.  Azrael, My shadow agents have told me about you running your mouth about me. I kicked your ass 2 times and a third time will be a charm! --------Watch this space! :twisted:  FEAR ME! FEAR ME FEAR ME! :evil:

P.S. I'll be watching your every move just as i have been since you joined the board. Azrael.............. :arrow:  :evil:

He figured out how to post pictures, now if he could figure out how to use his mighty power to reduce them to fit the fuckin screen we'd all be happy

I think that is a beautiful portrait of one of my countless foot soldiers of the night. The image gives azrael something to remember! LOL :arrow:  :twisted:

Hey Dorkshadow, no one wants to see that close up pic of u, damn ur ugly. No wonder u live in ur moms basement, shes ashamed to let the outside world see her bat faced son. Ur mom even screams everytime she sees ur face and wacks at it with a broom. Why dont u save up for plastic surgery? Oh, cuz u get 5 bucks a week sweepin the floor of a 7/11 and u cant get a real job cuz that takes up ur time for telling people online that ur their master and they should kiss ur ugly ass

My prophecies will continue to be posted. BOW DOWN!

Go ahead and post ur prophecies, theyre a good laugh. I aint gonna take them seriously no matter how much u try to threaten me, which also makes me laugh. I aint bowin down to some basement freak whos ugly ass i could kick and send their bat face running to their momma

You talk the talk but you can't walk it! :twisted:

All i can do here is talk cuz this bein an online forum, words are the only thing happenin here with everybody. If u happen to live in my town, then well see. Anyway man, i guess it dont have to be hostile like this. If u promise to let go of that "Im ur master, fear me!" bullshit just on me, then its cool. Maybe u do have some kinda power to predict stuff, i believe in 6th sense, i took a couple different tests sayin i got an unusually strong sense of precognition, but i aint goin around bein like u to other people. I just happen to think of stuff by dreaming or randomly thinking and it comes up later and i go "whoa, i just thought of that" instead of "I have a prophecy for u mortal fools!" So if u do have some weird power, Im missin $40 bucks somewhere, i dunno if its around my school or house, but ive been lookin hard for it. If u can get a vision tellin me where it is, i promise i wont talk shit to u no more, even if u get it wrong. I only have $90 in my wallet and id like it to be $130. I dont know if its stupid of me to ask u, but if u dont disappoint, ill give u some credit, im sure u could use some for ur uh, powers

Foolish mortal! You cannot exploit my powers for your own personal greed!!! Did you think i would give you the numbers so you can be rich? I know about this mega millions lottery game that has a huge jackpot! I saw it. Yes i can get the numbers. I don't need the lottery to be rich. I own the world!

Garrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :arrow:  :evil:

Charles, it's past time to take your medication.  You're getting delusional again.

Mike, go fuck yourself....................

I aint greedy man, theres stuff i need some money for, and if u were a normal person instead of some fucked up douche bag, u would like to know where ur missing money was to. I need money cuz im savin up to fix the inside of my house and i wanna get a car when im 17, i wanna help my dad pay bills and i wanna be able to go to a technical college. Life aint free, even for people who think theyre immortal. I have goals, u just sit around sayin u own the world and ur some superior to mankind, though ur a mortal yourself and spend ur whole day on the computer typing up ur dilusional bullshit. Your so pathetic man, i almost feel sorry for u, but i dont cuz u make it so if i saw u around my skule, id shove u in a locker and laugh. Do u even spend anytime off the computer besides jerkin off?

Yes i do spend time off the computer. Did you know that yall mortals spend more time on the computer then going to the local park to jog with your dogs? It's a fact. I don't have to do that. And money is no object to me. I have a soul that conquers all obsticles! Nothing is too difficult for me to defeat. I run my life. Mankind does not own me. Azrael is owned. He has to work for other people for the rest of his born days.Hehe. If you have a powerful spirit you will make life easier for yourself financially. That is plain and simple. This world is for the strongest and only the strongest survive. Sad but true.......................... :arrow:  :wink:

[quote:21689fb78a="Darkshadow"]Yes i do spend time off the computer. Did you know that yall mortals spend more time on the computer then going to the local park to jog with your dogs? It's a fact. I don't have to do that. And money is no object to me. I have a soul that conquers all obsticles! Nothing is too difficult for me to defeat. I run my life. Mankind does not own me. Azrael is owned. He has to work for other people for the rest of his born days.Hehe. If you have a powerful spirit you will make life easier for yourself financially. That is plain and simple. This world is for the strongest and only the strongest survive. Sad but true.......................... :arrow:  :wink:[/quote:21689fb78a]


Don't be all   Butt  Hurt just because everytime you get creative I rise up and make you look like the pathetic illegitimate spawn of fucked up Nigras!!!!!

I always find it so laughable you ALWAYS need to mention me because you know who it is that has subdued your daily wack-ass  post counts....

Gopher is right BTW!!   You actually believe you are immortal  but then reality hits you and there you are, watching your VHS copies of horror movies trying to come up with new material.....

In the end Charliez  the only thing you ARE is nothing but a big-lipped
coconut drinkin monkey bitch  with the mental capacity to tie both of your shoe laces into one knot.

YOu are just like a redneck only worse....  YOU are BLACk, from TEXAS-Broke Back  Heaven,  collect unemployment because the last job you had you couldn't figure out the meat goes between the bread!!

I bet your MOM has a nice collection of salad bowls that  say  ''COOL WHIP'' on them  huh!!!

[quote:8a7ac0d548="The Real Darkshadow"]Charles, it's past time to take your medication.  You're getting delusional again.[/quote:8a7ac0d548]


HAHAHHHHAAAAHH ops:     ... but the most important one is :idea:

YOU NEVER ANSWER THE CHALLENGES
YOU ONLY MAKE THEM........

YOU ARE THE ONE WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE NOT ME because I am mortal and can be killed by conventional weapons........

IF you really are IMMORTAL   THEN stop  POSTING THESE WACK- ALREADY CPOYRIGHTED PICTURES AND TAKING CREDIT FOR SOMEONE ELSES' WORK........

GO TO TARGET ( YOUR MOMS FAV STORE)
AND ASK THE IMMORTAL VERSION OF SANTA  CLAUS FOR A DIGITAL  CAMERA......

THEN SNAP A COUPLE OF SHOTS AND SHOW ALL OF US WHO YOU REALLY ARE  

IMMORTAL   OR   DICKED  WHIPPED  black person WITH WOOL LIKE HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU PICKED SOME COTTN AND GLUED IT TO THAT HERSHEY HEAD OF YOURS..................................

Where the hell is your busted picture? Answer that question.

Yeah charles, u have been watchin too many horror movies on vhs. U should start watchin them on dvd where they have special features that explain how they made the effects look real but theyre actually not, so its nothin to take serioulsy and live a pathetic life based on them. I bet u also play too many computer games that have cults. Get outta that basement and get outta Texas too if u can. Ur one of those few people in the state to have a basement and ur life revolves around that dark underground room where ur mom does laundry and the computer, the workin tv on toppa the nonworkin tv and vhs player are, and u invite ur cult friends down for whatever fucked up rituals u do, i dont even wanna think of em

since you never read through an entire post, I'll just point this one out:

"YOU NEVER ANSWER THE CHALLENGES
YOU ONLY MAKE THEM........"

[size=7:a786224f29][/size:a786224f29]I should really try to remember to log in

STFU "linkintrailerparktrash". Why don't you remember to log in? You can't because you smoke to much pot! Grrrrr

Pot is good, mmmkay?

[quote:1f59282767="Darkshadow"] Grrrrr[/quote:1f59282767]

Yes [b:1f59282767]I[/b:1f59282767] smoke to much pot. *hint* *hint*

Hopefully DS is "fast" enough to pick up on that...

hehe

You are jealous. You will never be great like i am. I will stay entact regardless of what or how you feel about me. I am not concerned with your small time remarks. I don't even read mikes shitty post. Anyway, like i said. I will be away to concentrate on my energy and prophecy. Have a great day..................... :arrow:  :wink:

A piece of DS "real" life:

Bunch of kids: Hey look it's that weird kid

Sympathetic girl: I think he's just missunderstood

Bunch of kids: pff! Yeah right. Look here he comes

Girl: Hey Charles

Charles: My name is DarkShadow! Grrrr!

Girl: Your funny, wanna go out some time?

Charles: I dont have to go out! I am all-powerfull blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
Bow down Biyatch

*SLAP*

Girl: You guys were right...he's a freak

[quote:a33ec66e20]A piece of DS "real" life:

Bunch of kids: Hey look it's that weird kid

Sympathetic girl: I think he's just missunderstood

Bunch of kids: pff! Yeah right. Look here he comes

Girl: Hey Charles

Charles: My name is DarkShadow! Grrrr!

Girl: Your funny, wanna go out some time?

Charles: I dont have to go out! I am all-powerfull blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
Bow down Biyatch

*SLAP*

Girl: You guys were right...he's a freak[/quote:a33ec66e20]


[color=red:a33ec66e20]
[size=18:a33ec66e20]Okay thats funny!  [/size:a33ec66e20] :lol:  :lol:  :lol: [/color:a33ec66e20]

I can be anywhere at once. I am not confined to matter as yall mortals are. :twisted:

Charles, why don't you come back to reality, before the men in the white van come to take you away to a padded room.

I found his site....

http://www.darkshadow.com

[b:e8b8af58c3][color=violet:e8b8af58c3]That is sooo cool[/color:e8b8af58c3][/b:e8b8af58c3]


[quote:e8b8af58c3="another guest"]I found his site....

http://www.darkshadow.com[/quote:e8b8af58c3]

^ havent we all

Did anyone get DS "brand new" PM?

Pathetic DS. Period.

That isn't Darkshadow's website...

It's Richard G.'s - aka Syd aka I_Hate_That_Guy