I can be anywhere at once. I am not confined to matter as yall mortals are. :twisted:

Charles, why don't you come back to reality, before the men in the white van come to take you away to a padded room.

I found his site....

http://www.darkshadow.com

[b:e8b8af58c3][color=violet:e8b8af58c3]That is sooo cool[/color:e8b8af58c3][/b:e8b8af58c3]


[quote:e8b8af58c3="another guest"]I found his site....

http://www.darkshadow.com[/quote:e8b8af58c3]

^ havent we all

Did anyone get DS "brand new" PM?

Pathetic DS. Period.

That isn't Darkshadow's website...

It's Richard G.'s - aka Syd aka I_Hate_That_Guy

Bloody mary did not ask you so go find something to do and stay busy.

[quote:2361dde0dc="The Real Darkshadow"]That isn't Darkshadow's website...

It's Richard G.'s - aka Syd aka I_Hate_That_Guy[/quote:2361dde0dc]

Thank you for calling me by my true spiritual title mike!!! :arrow:  :lol: You accidently slipped! It is now set in stone right here!

I didn't know we were playing some strange game, Charles.  You can claim victory if you want, but next time let me know the rules. :roll:

Foolish mortal. You that strives to be like the great authenticated "darkshadow" (me). You are not the only false "darkshadow". There are many "antishadows" on the surface of the earth. I am the true "darkshadow" that will appear before all foolish mortals. And be featured on a television show. I already had interviews with tv shows. Diane sawyer called me and ask if i could go on her show but i refused. I was not offered enough money and i chose another top secret show. I am contracted to remain silent about the details. I will shapeshift into my shadow form and then into a wolf and back into my earth form. Nobody has been documented to shapeshift on tv. I will be the first! :wink:

If ur such the superbeing u say u are, u shouldnt care how much money a tv show offers u to show off ur power. In that case youll probably just stand there and tell the camera crew to turn off the cameras, run off the set and have a wolf walk on then have them turn the cameras back on. "What i am about to show u is the first time shapeshifting has ever been done on tv, so i will need the filming crew to turn off the cameras and sound. Now everybody close their eyes till i say open" (runs outta studio and has a couple zoo keepers bring in a wolf on a leash). The wolf is now on the set and darkshadow has a tiny speaker hidden in its fur and darkshadow says "now u foolish mortals who didnt believe me see my wolf form, now close ur eyes again and wait till i say open" (zookeepers hold wolf still to put leash on then take back to its exhibit at the local zoo, darkshadow runs back on set) "open! now u have witnessed my inredible transformation and the whole world saw!". The talkshow host says "wow, thats incredible, the way my audience actually stuck around to let u try to fake them out like that. Theyre so loyal to their host. Security, get this faker off my show!" (audience laughs and applauses for host or boos and throws shit at darkshadow). Sorry if i gave the episode away before it even happens (if it ever does) but it was just so obvious. Charles, you could make the funniest moment in talkshow history if u get on whatever show u do, probably just some crappy public access cable show in ur area that nobody watches and will be cancelled after ur little act.

[quote:80a18c166f="Darkshadow"]Foolish mortal. You that strives to be like the great authenticated "darkshadow" (me). You are not the only false "darkshadow". There are many "antishadows" on the surface of the earth. I am the true "darkshadow" that will appear before all foolish mortals. And be featured on a television show. I already had interviews with tv shows. Diane sawyer called me and ask if i could go on her show but i refused. I was not offered enough money and i chose another top secret show. I am contracted to remain silent about the details. I will shapeshift into my shadow form and then into a wolf and back into my earth form. Nobody has been documented to shapeshift on tv. I will be the first! :wink:[/quote:80a18c166f]

What, did I touch a nerve or something?  And didn't I tell you to come back to reality in one of the other posts just the other day?

I'm so very sorry to crash your world around you, but I a) don't want to be like anyone else; I'd rather be myself, b) would much rather [i:80a18c166f]not[/i:80a18c166f] be known to people everywhere (I much prefer staying in the background of things), and c) I don't give a damn about money, which I've already told you.

Who gives a damn about shapeshifting, anyway?  I don't hear people going around saying "Damn, I've never seen someone shapeshift on TV, I think I need to see that!"

[quote:52d6206b9b="Gopher"]If ur such the superbeing u say u are, u shouldnt care how much money a tv show offers u to show off ur power. In that case youll probably just stand there and tell the camera crew to turn off the cameras, run off the set and have a wolf walk on then have them turn the cameras back on. "What i am about to show u is the first time shapeshifting has ever been done on tv, so i will need the filming crew to turn off the cameras and sound. Now everybody close their eyes till i say open" (runs outta studio and has a couple zoo keepers bring in a wolf on a leash). The wolf is now on the set and darkshadow has a tiny speaker hidden in its fur and darkshadow says "now u foolish mortals who didnt believe me see my wolf form, now close ur eyes again and wait till i say open" (zookeepers hold wolf still to put leash on then take back to its exhibit at the local zoo, darkshadow runs back on set) "open! now u have witnessed my inredible transformation and the whole world saw!". The talkshow host says "wow, thats incredible, the way my audience actually stuck around to let u try to fake them out like that. Theyre so loyal to their host. Security, get this faker off my show!" (audience laughs and applauses for host or boos and throws shit at darkshadow). Sorry if i gave the episode away before it even happens (if it ever does) but it was just so obvious. Charles, you could make the funniest moment in talkshow history if u get on whatever show u do, probably just some crappy public access cable show in ur area that nobody watches and will be cancelled after ur little act.[/quote:52d6206b9b]
[img:52d6206b9b]http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/d30-15/hand-4.jpg[/img:52d6206b9b]
WHATEVER! :twisted:

[b:07d5769361][color=red:07d5769361]Oaky, That's fucking funny.  If Darkshadovv keeps his antics up to this caliber, I may be forced to admit he might be right


:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: [/color:07d5769361][/b:07d5769361]

Hehe i'm so wicked......... :twisted: